Dumbledore: Hey Harry Harry: Whoa! Dumbledore, wha-? What are you doing here? What am- where am I? I thought I was dead. I got shot by Voldemort Let’s just say you’re somewhere between our world and the next What? Did I survive? What… what happened? Wouldn’t be the first time, Potter Take a seat Alright Harry Have you ever heard of a lo- Sit down! Have you ever heard of a love shield? Uh… no but it sounds kind of Kind of fruity A love shield is anything but fruity It’s when somebody loves you so much that if they were ever willing to give their live for you That love literally becomes a shield that surrounds your body To protect you from any form of Dark Magic So is that what just happened to me? I have a love shield? Harry, it’s time for you to learn all the things you should have known seven years ago Which really would have helped you along the way The love shield protected you the first time, uh Voldemort accidentally turned you into the seventh Horcrux The one that not even he knew about. Uh… Exactly, and when Voldemort tried killing you this time He was actually unknowingly killing the piece of himself inside of you Uh, and I’ve known the whole time You knew this whole time? You bastard Hey, hey They don’t call me the greatest wizard who ever lived for nothing Harry, it is time for you to get your cute little butt back there and fight him as a mortal man Except this time, he will be a mortal man too Dumbledore, I get what you’re saying. I know what I have to do Good boy, good boy Hey, before I go… um So you’re clairvoyant now, right? You can see the past, the present, and the future all the same time? Can you tell me how Lost ends? Harry, there are some questions that even I can’t answer Thanks man Hey, no problem. Get out of here Third door on your left, yeah Are you ready to go Dumbledore? Sure am, Rumbleroar! And you’re sure you don’t want to let Harry Potter know that you’re really still alive? Ahh no Pigfarts has been a closely guarded secret for thousands of years It’d be a shame to let the cat out of the bag No pun intended I supposed you’re right Do you have your spacesuit, Dumbledore? Oh! Thank you for reminding me! Ready to go, Rumby? I sure am To Pigfarts! Rumble-ROAAARRR! People of Hogwarts It’s me Harry Potter… is dead He was killed while running away, trying to save himself While you laid down your lives for him The battle is won! My Death Eaters outnumber you You continue to resist and be slaughtered Come out of the castle! Kneel before me, and you may be spared Ah shit Okay, um… Alright, uh you guys. You guys barricade the door Go with, with the bench. Go, go. Do it. Do it right now Um, Cho! You- you see if Neville’s dead Um, you guys! Uh, go get snacks! Ah shit we barricaded the door Me… I will… will quit Well, there’s only one thing we need to do. We’re gonna fight Ugh, come on I’m tired Can’t we just be Death Eaters? No! No we can’t just be Death Eaters Okay? We are gonna fight! Okay? And we are gonna fight so hard! That we are gonna win He thinks that we’re finished He thinks that we’re done He thinks that it’s over His battle is won Ha! He thinks that we’re finished No, but we’re aren’t through Stop and think, my friends. What would Harry do for you? Harry never gave up the fight Harry stood up for what is right Well now it’s our turn Our turn! Make a joyful sound Voldemort is going down! Yah! Come on! Get in a line! We must unite so we can fight Turn the battle around! Time’s running out. It’s time to shout Voldemort is going down! Can’t you feel a fire burning? Now it’s time to be a man A great big, muscley, super big, super hot man! We won’t be pushed around anymore We’ll be a force you cannot ignore We’ll be an army for Dumbledore For Dumbledore! We must unite so we can fight Turn the battle around! Time’s running out. It’s time to shout Voldemort is going down! Guys I’m alive! Guys, I know how to defeat Voldemort Everybody follow me, okay? We’re gonna beat him We must unite so we can FIGHT! Turn the battle around! Time’s running out. It’s time to shout! Voldemort is going… We must unite, so we can fight Voldemort is going down!